The Ol' Razzle Dazzle
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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up
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ohcorny:

in a perfect world, men like me would not exist

but this is not a perfect world

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"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass."

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themrcreepypasta:

Do Not Watch! It’s Too Scary!!!

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

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uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

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